To Cleanse or Not to Cleanse?

I have been doing Weight Watchers for six weeks and have not lost any weight. Perhaps this is because I have been “watching” the weight instead of trying to ditch it altogether. I am coming to the realization that my thighs are best friends and prefer to be in constant contact with each other, like Siamese twins they are. They are so happy in fact that when I walk, they have a little sing-song that they do because they are so happy to be touching each other. It goes something like this – “schmersh, schmersh, schmersh.” I have had to give up wearing coudoroys altogether because their glee in being covered in courdoroy was just too jouyous for human ears. SO…Whilst pretending to work, but in throws of chunky despair I decided to look into cleanses. I have heard that colon cleanses and colonics are a great way to shed 8 pounds or so instantly. Google revealed to me a remarkable product that I just may consider buying. This product is called ColonBlow. See the pic below. This is a real product and promises to deliver real results. The best thing about this product is that it does not restrict you diet so you are allowed to “blow” more often, which makes perfect sense to me. The more you blow, the more you lose. So, I figure that I can drink all the wine I want and have those McDonalds French fries and just blow it all away later. Uh-oh, I think they have a label for people who engage in that sort of bodily abuse…oh, yea, its called THIN.