Sprinkles

I was enjoying the after effects of a voracious stomach flu which left me weak, but nicely five pounds lighter…that is until I discovered the Sprinkles cupcake. Rich and buttery I consumed an entire cup cake and while those around me marveled at the mammoth size of these mini cakes, I scoffed at their cupcake ignoracy, surely they have never experienced true culinary perfection, and continued without shame, to stuff that frosted confection further and further into my mouth. Now it is ten minutes later and I am about to vomit only it won't come and my hard earned five pound weight loss is a distant memory having been replaced by the devilish compulsion to consume yet another cupcake.